The Day The Regulations Were Dehopritized

On this the Eleventh day of October 1979

Jimmy Carter bestowed upon future Americans 

Hoppy ass hazy double barrell Big Guns       

Forget the High Life we have the Captain’s Daughter

Now we sip Digital Bath and Lunch

Budweiser lost its Modus Hoperandi

Miller sucks Fuzzy Baby Ducks 

Blessed be and thanks to the peanut man

Hawaiian Pizza with our Wookey Jack

King Jjjuliusss and a Juice Bomb

My Unsessionable right’s have been billed

Hail to the Hop Thief not Coors Light

Hop Drop n Roll over the Lite beer

Taste the Tunnel Vision fish the Sculpin

Juicy Bits droppin' in on Milwaukee’s Best

More Money less Pabst     Schlitz Schaefer

Suicide Squeeze it till the MoonJuice runneth over